I fell asleep in my make up and I’m so ready for tour to start.
sandylyle and I are officially attending 2015 MusicNOW B)))))) it was so much fun last year and i may or may not have cried during St. Carolyn By The Sea. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY 2 MEEEEEEEEE
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Ah yes, that age-old dilemma. I, too, still struggle. But when I find myself lost and thinking, “But which one? Aaron or Bryce? Who has transfixed me more???” I just turn to Matthew Elizabeth Berninger’s wise saying,
"Aaron is the cute one. Bryce is the handsome one.”
So, the answer to his dilemma is: Aaron is cuter, but Bryce is more handsome~
Here’s a brief chat with Fred Child for American Public Media’s Performance Today, followed by St. Carolyn by the Sea.
Fluffy white (by Jan & Peggy)
can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.